Trump Sez:  “That show [Fox and Friends] has 

been terrible — gone to the ‘dark side’."

Kimberly Guilfoyle Conjuring the Sith Lord

Transcript of Trump-Volodymyr Phone Call 

Moved to Top-Secret Repository

"No, I am your embroiderer."

"You have failed me for the last time, 

featherless biped!"

Now that it's legal inTexas, keep your

eyes peeled for Dick Cheney hunting 

feral hogs in his hot-air balloon.

Taxi Vader

If Elizabeth Warren is the 'Darth Vader of the financial

 services world,' as Representative Blaine Luetkemeyer

 avers, he must be the Jar Jar Binks of the House Financial 

Services Committee.

"Like Sarah Palin said when she endorsed Donald Trump,

'No more pussy-footing around!'”

Darth Vader After He Was Born Again and Accepted

'Hello Kitty' as His Personal Savior

"Sorry, Mr. Vader, but the new Oklahoma law requires

you to check your hoodie at the Red River."

We have now learned that Anakin Skywalker was originally

Officer Friendly.  That was before the militarization of the 

police turned him into Darth Vader.

Times were so tough that the world's last

Dick Cheney impersonator had been laid off.

Darth Vader Removes Mask to Prove He's Not Dick Cheney;

Threatens to Sue Hillary Clinton for Defamation of Character