Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #228

Clone Wars 2:  Dukakis Vs. DeSantis

Jabba the Hutt Sez:  “This blubberlugger is my kind of scum.”

Trump Sez:  “That show [Fox and Friends] has 

been terrible — gone to the ‘dark side’."

Technically speaking, Admiral Ackbar is a

'hyperforeigner', but just don't let him 

hear you say that.

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away . . . .

Steve Bannon Sez:  “We’re not going to be blown off by 

somebody like Bill Barr. Bill Barr, we’re coming for you, 

bro!"

While some celebrate May 4 as Star Wars

Day, other celebrate it as Starve the 

Vampire Squid Day.

On this day in 1977, Richard Nixon told David Frost that he 

had "let the American people down."  Contrary to popular 

belief, Nixon did not say, "May the 4th be with you."

Ted Cruz Recognized at CPAC as the De Facto

Leader of the Rebel Alliance

Goin' Back to Houston

Marjorie Taylor Greene Believed California

Wildfires Deliberately Started by the Empire's

Death Star