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Gaseous Asseous

Mick Mulvaney, Trump's All-Purpose Gasbag

Some say windbags, like windmills, 

cause cancer.

The Golden Age of Ballooning

The Great GOP Texas Airlift

Ted Cruz Campaigning for Re-Election to Senate 

in Lung-Powered Hot-Air Balloon

When hot air rises, it expands.

Rise Above the Rest with

GOP Hot Air Balloon Rides

Now that it's legal inTexas, keep your

eyes peeled for Dick Cheney hunting 

feral hogs in his hot-air balloon.

The Great Ugly Balloon Race of 2017

The Politico Illustrated #43

'Bloomberg trial balloon has

Republicans laughing'

Sean Davis, Federalist Hot-Air Balloonist

Bobby Jindal Launches Presidential Trial Balloon

Ted Cruz wants to take America back.

Make Your Reservations Now for the

Great Hot-Air Balloon Cruz of 2016!

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #95

Pink Mafia Attacks

Turns Out, Hot-Air Balloonists Aren't All That Eager to 

Go to Mars

Alan Simpson:  a Gasbag as Big as

the State of Wyoming

"Quite honestly, if you realized what a big bag of wind I am, I

don't think you could resist the temptation to stick a pin in me."