Remember Trumpstock 2019?  No?  Ah, the fickleness

of memory.

No Bernie Man this year?  Sad!

Chancellor Merkel had suffered from Fructophobia

since she was a child.

A Day Late and a Dollar Short

Man in the Moon Festival Headlined by

Well-Known Lunatic

Millions of Hindus Bathe in Ganges to Cleanse Sins

During Duodecennial Water Frolics

Burning Man Comes to Big D

England's Austerity Fest Getting Out of Hand

Award-Winning Sculpture at Bunning Man Festival

You probably didn't know that today is Crappycopia,

the Harvest Festival of Conservatism's Firstfruits.

Festival-Goers Admiring a Sculpture Entitled

'What Happens When Two Semis Stop on a Dime'

By order of President Bush, the Statue of Incarceration

will replace the Statue of Liberty in New York Harbor.