Cry the Dead Pachyderm

Like Van Halen's 'Running with the Devil', 

but with More In-Out

The Great RINOSAUR Extinction Event of 2022

"Big is bad across the board," says Ted Cruz.  

"Big government sucks! Big business sucks! 

 Big tech, big Hollywood, big universities suck!"  

Ted holds degrees from two 'big universities': 

Princeton University and Harvard University. 

And what about Big Tex, Ted?

Team Announces ‘Commanders’ as New Name, 

'Commander Cody' as New Mascot

United Stasis

Trump Unloads on Brett Kavanaugh

Let's Keep Things in Perspective

In this version of the Ouroboros myth, the snake swallows the 

elephant and then President Biden builds a big, beautiful wall 

around it.

Leo Will Roar No More

GOP Mascot Re-Enacting Immortal Monty Python Sketch

"I'm not a liar.  I'm a revisionist."

Bananarama Venus 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene finally told the truth

when she said, “The party is Donald Trump's. 

It doesn’t belong to anybody else.”

Trump Leaves Behind Diminished GOP

Mortified Pachyderm

Have you seen Josh Hawley's new hat?

The White House Christmas card was 

mailed early this year.

Acrobats say the Fool's Pyramid is probably their

 most difficult and ridiculous stunt.

It's been a bad day for Hamburglar in DC today.