Instant Karma?  No, Instant Kamala.

Lord Wilbur, the Supreme Grifter, One of the Principal 

Deities of the Trump Crime Family

"M&Ms melt in mouth, not in hand."

John Belushi Reincarnated as Lord Krishna

Sadhu Giving Away His Last Twinkie

Great Misadventures in Science #10

Rhinoplastic and Third-Eye Transplant Surgeons

Get Their Wires Crossed

Be sure to try our recipe for kickin' Hindu Skewers!

Millions of Hindus Bathe in Ganges to Cleanse Sins

During Duodecennial Water Frolics

"From the moment you said, 'Say ah', I began to

suspect you weren't a proper otolaryngologist."

"What did you think when Herman Cain said he wasn't

running for theologian-in-chief and that he wasn't going

to get into an analysis of Mormonism vs. Christianity?"

"Well, I'm inclined to agree with him.  Life is too short

to spend it arguing about all those crazy permutations

of Christianity."

Christie Consciousness:  Like Krishna Consciousness,

But With a Lot More Meat

"We're so sorry, Representative Bachus, but

according to the Law of Karma, you must've

been a Channel Catfish caught with a lump of

bubble gum in your former life."

"Applejack I've heard of, but can't say I've ever heard of

Appleback."

Remember:  no build-your-own shish-kabob is complete without

onions, peppers, and mushrooms.

"If it won't put you out, please store me in a

cool, dry place."

If you wish to debate the origin of Yoga, this is

the position you must assume.

Where's Kumar?

"Before serving me tea, I trust you have used Purell,

the #1 doctor recommended hand sanitizer."

It's not enough to be holy. You must also look holy.

The Unexpurgated Bible #26
"Sorry, Jesus, but I'm not the Thief on the Cross.
I'm just a Hindu who enjoys pain."