To be a Florida Man is bad enough, 

but to be outgunned by a Prius driver

 is an unpardonable sin.

Reverse Christianity: the Religion Where 

You Die for Your Savior's Sins

Inasmuch as Jesus died for your sins.  Trumpniks, follow 

in His footsteps and die for Trump's sins.

'Franklin Graham tells Jeanine Pirro coronavirus 

pandemic is because of people sinning'

Now that the COVID-19 epidemic has idled millions, it's 

time to remove Sloth from the list of the Seven Deadly 

Sins and to declare National Sloth Week.

Jesus of the Spliffs wants to remind you that 

if you don't sin, he died in vain.

"Whoa!" said Jesus. "Still more sins to wash away. 

Under you go again!"

Said the Pope of Trump Tower, "Jerry, my child, may

 our Lord and God Christ Jesus by the mercy of His

 love absolve thee from thy pornalicious pics."

Someone has given the First Family a Mourner's Bench, 

inscribed with the words, 'The Way of the Transgressor

 Is Hard'.  Such a thoughtful gift. So precious.

Contrary to a popular belief, Jesus did not eat and 

drink with Republicans and sinners.

"Whaddya mean Martin Luther King, Jr. died 

for my sins?"

Dan McLaughlin Sez: "Voting for Trump may

 be wrong, but it’s not crazy."

[In other words, "Love the sinner but hate the sin."]

"Hold on a minute, fellow Evangelicals, give Donald a break!  

He's committed only five of the Seven Deadly Sins!"

The only difference between Pence and

 Penance is an indefinite article.

"Tell us, Mrs. Palin, if God is willing to give your daughter 

5 chances not to sin for having babies out of wedlock, is

 God willing to give you 5 chances not to sin for being a 

delinquent parent?"

"The wages of sin are too high!"

In a show of solidarity with Scott Walker, Dubya has

given back the two degrees he received from Yale and

Harvard, saying, "I truly believe God has forgiven me

for committing Elitism, the Eighth Deadly Sin."

Millions of Hindus Bathe in Ganges to Cleanse Sins

During Duodecennial Water Frolics

In a rare display of repentance, Mitt Romney today gave 

back the two degrees he had received from Harvard 

University, saying, "Forgive me, O Lord, for I have 

sinned the Sin of Elitism." 

Axl Rose is now 50.  Whatever happened to

the 'Wages of Sin'?

This is what happened.