Use of Cliches by Journalists Reaches Fever Pitch

Someone needs to take Trump's temperature, for it

is evident he suffers from a fevered imagination.

Symptoms of Cat Scratch Fever Include Lack of 

Muscle Coordination, Slow Writhing Movements,

and Difficulty Speaking

"Yes, your daughter is definitely suffering

from Chris Christie Fever."

"Oh my, doctor!  Is there a cure?"

Once more, Michelle Malkin had been rescued from the
Fever Swamp, where right-wing paranoia, virulent hatred,
and conspiratorial hallucinations threatened to shorten
her reign as the Queen of the Oddballs.