If You're a Domestic Terrorist and Only Have Enough

Money to Buy One Gun

Open Carry Advocate Wishes His Sidearms 

Didn't Make His Ass Look So Big

Warm Scuzzies #18

Ignatius Piazza

Will there be firearms in Heaven? If Yes, how would Heaven
be that different from Earth? If No, why would any NRA
member want to go there?

Dan Pehrson is having a hard time deciding which

he loves more: guns or pizza.

Daniel Pehrson, Founder and President of the Pennsylvania

Firearm Owners Association, currently holds the record for

bagging the most Domino's Pizza delivery drivers in a single week.

The Israelis could learn a lesson or two from the NeoVikings.

They recently invaded and reconquered Spain without firing

a single shot. Military analysts attribute the NeoViking success

to their use of swords, instead of firearms, and to the fact they

wore helmets which made them look so horny they could screw

senseless anything that dared move in their climb to the top.