Five Element Pizza Ninja's Night Off

Not since the Trojan Rabbit had there been

a stratagem so diabolical.

Bacon-Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza is a real

heartstopper.

For some reason, 'Disgraced Pizza Mogul' sounds

better than 'John Schnatter'.

Papa John's Faces Backlash After Christopher Wynne 

Refuses to Stop Selling Putin Pan Pizza in 190 Russian Stores

Don't be surprised when the next time you order a pizza, 

the waiter asks, "Want fries with that?"

How Not to Be Psychologically Defeated

Remember when the Domino's Theory was used to justify

American involvement in both the Korean War and

the Vietnam War?

Margherita Pepperoni Gets Married

Aaron Long, who shot and killed eight people, sums up his

life as "Pizza, guns, drums, music, family, and God."

The Night Hillary Clinton's Hard Drive Hooked Up

 with Hunter Biden's Laptop in the Basement of 

Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Washington. DC

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #165

Luigi Petrone

What America needs most right now is a principled leader.

World's First Self-Eating Pizza

Adventures in Aestheticism #229

How to Serve a Healthy Pizza

 in Two Easy Steps

Step 1:  Grip Pizza Pan Firmly with Both Hands,

Step 2:  Dump on Floor.

Herman Cain Sez:  "The more toppings a man has

 on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is."

David Gherkin Sez: "One cannot underestimate 

how widely admired Pickle Pizza is."

The Cheeto Kid Goes to Chuck E. Cheese's

"Papa John, can you hear me?

Papa John, can you see me?

Papa John, can you find me in the night?"