Theodore the Hut Sez:  "This Trump-shaped organism 

is my kind of scum, shameless and duplicitous."

Pond Scum Threatens to Sue Anyone Who

Compares It to Lindsey Graham

"This Bitch is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive."

Avoid Scalp Scum

Trump apparently believes Democrats are less

dangerous because they are 'Inhuman Scum'.

How to Recognize Different Kinds of 

Pond Scum 

No. 1: 'The Cruz Dinoflagellate'

Donald Trump and Piers Morgan Featured on Cover

of Inaugural Issue of Scum Life Magazine

"Honey, guess what I found at the bottom of my Low-Life 

Scum Smoothie."

"Ken Paxton?"

"Good guess!" 

"Oh, I found the same thing at the bottom 

of mine yesterday."

How to Recognize Different Kinds 

of Pond Scum

No. 1: 'The Zimmerman Dinoflagellate'

"Honey, you won't believe what I found at the bottom of

my Low-Life Scum Smoothie!"

 “Get out of here you low-life scum!  I apologize profusely 

for picking you to be my vice-presidential running mate."

Gabriel 'Duckweed' Gomez Calls Ed Markey

'Pond Scum'

"OK, Eric, I'll admit I'm a Communist if you'll admit

you're a scum-sucking pig."

Scum (skm) n. 1. A filmy layer of extraneous or impure

matter that forms on or rises to the surface of a liquid or

body of water. 2. Refuse or worthless matter. 3. Slang

One, such as a person or an element of society, that is

regarded as despicable or worthless. [Don Blankenship

is scum.]

The Scum Also Rises

Dan Collins--of Protein Wisdom renown--has just learned he is the recipient of the Wicked Words of the Week Award for his invectivorous locutions relative to Dave Letterman's dissing of Sarah Palin and daughter, including "scum- sucking morons," "gutter-dwelling hobgoblins of putrescence," and "a 27th level nasty cocksucker priest of vicious filth." Congratulations, Dan!

Don't call Jesse Watters a 'paparazzo'. That would imply

 he's scum.  No, he's an 'ambush journalist'. That suggests 

he's merely a scumsucker.

"Tigger-Lover!"

"Scum-Sucking Pig!"

World's Worst Jobs #59

Chinese Pond Scum Remover

In the blogosphere, rightist trolls are thicker than pond scum.