GOP Donors ‘Furious’ with Vaginal Dryness

Promiscuous Pastry

Political Sexology

It would appear that the exhibits in London's new 

Vagina Museum were designed by Marcel Duchamp.

Odds are this woman can't

afford an appliance garage.

Pussy-Grabber, Flag-Grabber: What's the Diff?

"Now that you mention it, Rodrigo, women would be 

pretty useless without vaginas. Hahahaha!"

"So, you say you don't just grab women by the pussy,

but you shoot them in the vagina. Literally?"

"What's up with Eastwood being so down on pussy?"

"At 86, he probably doesn't remember the good old days."

"For shame! You're not allowed to say 'mangina' in a

presidential race and I never expect to hear that again!"

Fox News Contributors Given Two-Week Suspensions for 

‘Pussy,’ ‘Shit’ Comments Aimed at Obama; "Next Time They 

Diss Obama They Must Say 'Kitty Cat' and '#2'," 

a Spokesman Said

Vito Barbieri Sez: "So, the female vagina isn't part of 

the alimentary canal? Wurd!"

Oh, looky, Gwyneth Paltrow has one of those new T-fal 

Ultraglide Easycord Vaginal Steamers!

In the market for a second-

hand vaginal wand?  If

so, contact Rep. Ruth

Samuelson (R-NC).

Twenty-Two German Firefighters Rescue

American Exchange Student with Balls

 Intact from 32-Ton Vagina Dentata

"Is it your understanding, Bob, that if your wife is convicted,

she will be subjected to a transvaginal probe to make sure 

she doesn't smuggle any loot into prison?"

The Apotheosis of a Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queef

Steve King, Michele Bachmann, and Louie Gohmert held

a press conference in Egypt to thank the military for its 

opposition to the Muslim Brotherhood and for its support

of 'Post-Natal Vaginal Tightening'.

The Moment Ken Cuccinelli Realized

That 'Cooch', His Nickname, Is Slang

for 'Vagina'

Governor Walker Signs Bill Requiring Transvaginal 

Ultrasounds on the Condition That He Gets to Watch