"If you're not Gary Johnson, then who the hell am I?"

"There never was a democracy yet that did

 not commit suicide." 

                                         --- John Adams

Gary Johnson has another Aleppo Moment.

"I guess I wasn’t meant to be president.”

"Unlike you, my little Golden Lion, Gary Johnson, the 

Wizard of Buzz, does not look up to any foreign leader."

Asked to name a world leader he admires, Gary Johnson

has another 'Rick Perry Oops Moment'.

Don't Be a Glue Sniffer!

Kasie Hunt: "Why are you sticking your tongue out?"

Gary Johnson: "I have to bite my tongue to keep from

telling you what I really think."

Does Gary Johnson realize that his chief rival for fame and

fortune is Emo Philips?

When Gary Johnson asked, "And what is Aleppo?" 

Donald Trump answered, "The generals have been 

reduced to rubble."