'Trump' Added to George Carlin's List of 

Words You Can Never Say on Television

If the slaughterhouses close, will Jesus 

bring the pork chops?

A Cheetah and Cheetolini

As George Carlin once pondered, “Would world history 

have been different had there been only Two Stooges?”

"Granted, I'm Silly Putty.  But, give me a break:

I coulda been Napalm."

"We'll get started as soon as Jesus brings the pork chops."

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"I know who let the dogs out, and I'm taking that secret to

the grave, motherfuckers!"

"I'm announcing today that George Carlin

has agreed to add 'Keith Olbermann' to

his list of the Seven Things You Can't

Say on Television.