Little Known Alternative Fact #12

'Cattywampus' is Mike Pence's favorite word.

AKA Happy Palindrome Day

If you're going to use 'cheugy', the latest buzzword, it's 

pronounced 'CHEW-gee'.  If something is out of date, 

it's 'cheugy'.

'Trump' Added to George Carlin's List of 

Words You Can Never Say on Television

"'Granular' is a word I would like to use someday."

It Pays to Increase Your Word Power

In the 1950s, Meghan McCain would have been a 'Square'

or a 'Cube'.  In 2020, she's a 'Blockhead'.

Remember Bushisms?  That was yesterday.

Trumpspeak is today.

The Exigency of the Polyglot

"The monster is apparently triggered by the word, 

'Kardashian', Dr. Frankenstein."

In modern times, the most notable Word Salad chefs 

have been George H. W. Bush, George Walker Bush, 

Sarah Palin, and Donald Trump.  All have been

members of the Salad Bar Wing of the Republican

Party.

Have you ever seen the infomercial for this product 

on late-night cable television?

Shouldn't that be, "The Best Word Became Flesh...?" 

And at least 236 pounds of flesh, to be more exact?

The Germans Have a Word for It

'Ann Coulter' Added to Roget's Thesaurus as

12th Synonym for 'Chump'

Ten Weasel Words

1. Flawed

2. Troubling

3. Unacceptable

4. Divisive

5. Misleading

6. Disturbing

7. Problematic

8. Controversial

9. Unhelpful

10. Uncomfortable

Spider Milk:  Two Words Which Should Never Be Conjoined

Is there a difference between being 'dishonest' 

and being 'intellectually dishonest'?

Whoever coined the word, 'obnoxious', must've

 had Donald Trump, Jr. in mind at the time.

"I'm not capitalizing my words randomly. 

I capitalize words 'only for emphasis' 

because I want to invade Venezuela."