Wicked Word of the Week #2

Trumpsymp (i. e., 'Trump Sympathizer') is a word

even Devin Nunes's cow understands.

Warm Scuzzies #1,176

Skeet Jones

Cow Tipping Fatigue IS Real

Bearded Butchers Tell Tucker Carlson Aliens Landing in 

UFOs Are Mutilating Cattle and Not Even Eating Them

Devin Nunes's Cow Banned on Truth Social

Will Devin Nunes's cow be going to work for Trump, too?

Think of it:  five Americans can tell

332 million Americans how the cow 

ate the cabbage.  

You wouldn't believe what it takes to tie dye a longhorn.

Money is the duct tape of the GOP.

The Israelites built a Golden Calf.  The Trumpniks at

CPAC have built a Golden Ass.

Do you suppose Devin Nunes will share this award

 with his cow?

Devin Nunes and His Cow Performing

'A Skyping We Will Go'

Now you know what cattle feel like in a

feed lot.

Fake Cows Have Rights, Too!

If the slaughterhouses close, will Jesus 

bring the pork chops?

Remember Mad Cow Disease?  This is 

Mad Cowherd Disease.

Before the coronavirus epidemic, we took stories like this

one seriously.  Ah, to be so innocent again!

God Looking Forward to This Clusterfuck, Says He's 

Been Meaning to Thin This Herd Anyway

Trump Sez:  ‘They want to kill our cows. 

That means you’re next!’

The reporters swarmed around Lindsey Graham like

flies on a cow's ass.