Putin Denazifying Bag of Lay's Rose Petal Chips

Ukrainian People Ask for West to Declare Their Sky a 

No-Twinkie Zone

Airline Food in the 1950s

Forget about Twitter Groupthink.  The real threat to

America today is Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwich

Twinkies.

Purveyor of 'Vicious Partisan Rhetoric'

Saddened by 'Vicious Partisan Rhetoric'

No longer QAnon.  It's now QANeumanon,

the Ding Dong an Sich.

Zuck's Been Prexy Snacking Again

As someone has said, "The trouble with quotes about

death is that 99.9% of them are made by people

who are still alive."

Someone once said, “I believe in a benevolent God not because

 He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because 

He gave us snacks.”

Inflatable Kentucky Derby Authority Delivers Its

Opinion of Royal Naming Conventions

A Cheetah and Cheetolini

The Cheeto Kid Goes to Chuck E. Cheese's

Diamond and Silk Expose Google Conspiracy Against

Orange Day-Glo Snack Foods

Maybe not naked, but, as Chester Cheetah would say,

"Dangerously Cheesy!"

Mussolini Joins Cheetolini 'For the Good of the Country'

Wisconsin Man Says He's Eaten Enough Cheetos

to Last Him a Lifetime

From Stormy Daniels's Tell-All Pièce de Résistance, 

Dangerously Cheesy

Popular Super Bowl Ad

"What Cheetolini dust?"

Since he is a Teetotalitarian, Trump won't 

be celebrating Repeal Day, December 5. Instead, 

he will pig out on two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish, 

Kentucky Fried Chicken, pizza, potato chips, 

pretzels, Oreos, Vienna Fingers, a chocolate

 milkshake,  and a Diet Coke.