"I said, 'You're getting old, George!'"

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"I apologize when my passion or my freeness and my flawness

of character get in the way of the content of my message. And

when I am in the way of the message then I'm not only apologetic,

I'm downright sorry I'm Michael Pfleger and not George Clooney."

George Clooney and Tilda Swinton Demonstrating

the Latest 'Safe Kissing' Technique

George Clooney, two-time winner of the 'Sexiest Man Alive

Award', claims he still can't get laid.

Appearing before the UN Security Council yesterday,

George Clooney presented a strong case for believing

his Irish surname means 'intriguing rogue',

not 'pasture', as many people think.