Pavlov's dog was named Druzhok.

Van Gogh's dog was named Monaural.

Instead of the presidency, maybe Joe Biden should

be elected to the DC Hall of Tone-Deaf Ragers.

When GOPers whisper into her ear, Salena Zito

hears 'Independents', 'Swing Voters', and

'Former Democrats'.  This looks like a job for

Miracle-Ear®!

Stereo Ear Trumpet for the Extremely Hard of Hearing

"You've got a Trump in your ear."

"Eh?"

"You've got a Trump in your ear!"

"What?"

"YOU'VE GOT A TRUMP IN YOUR EAR!"

"Sorry, I can't hear you. I've got a Trump in my ear."

'Trump Blames Bad Earpiece for Answer on KKK'

"Did I hear you say 'Nincompope', Mr. Santorum, or am

I just having aural hallucinations?"

"I said, 'You're getting old, George!'"

"HONEY, DID YOU READ THAT VIAGRA

 CAN CAUSE HEARING LOSS?"

"COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE

LOUDER, DEAR?"

If it were true that hearing aids could

delay dementia, he was leaving nothing

 to chance.

Rush Limbaugh's Hearing Loss Attributed

to Years of Wearing Loud Ties

If an Ear Trumpet is an aid to hearing,

what is a Mouth Trumpet an aid to?

Zack de la Rocha to Be Lead Singer of New Band Targeting

the Hearing-Impaired, Rage Against the Amplifiers