Being green comes in handy on 

Saint Patrick's Day.

The Day Your Pet Grasshopper Got 

Into Your LSD Stash

"How do you like my disguise?"

"What are you disguised as?"

"An ant."

"An ant?"

Yes, I'm Flik."

"Flik?"

"You know, the ant in A Bug's Life who saves

 his people from greedy grasshoppers."

"Oh, yeah, that ant."

Grasshoppers After Prolonged Exposure

 to Psychedelic Music

Code Pink Grasshopper Sez:  "I seek not to know the 

answers, but to understand the questions." 

At long last, he had finally reached the top.  Now what?

Why is it always bad to open a can of worms,

but not a can of grasshoppers?

Lubber Grasshopper's View of the Bushes on the

South Lawn of the White House

Locusts flew into Cancun,

and local chefs turned them into a gourmet appetizer.

Moral: you can always turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.