Pastry Chef Dishes on Rudy

In modern times, the most notable Word Salad chefs 

have been George H. W. Bush, George Walker Bush, 

Sarah Palin, and Donald Trump.  All have been

members of the Salad Bar Wing of the Republican

Party.

Sebastian Gorka Doing His Impression of Vincent Price Doing

His Impression of the Iron Chef

Fruit Salad Chef in Trump Junta Calls for Special Counsel to 

Investigate a Russian Company That Bought a Canadian 

Firm That Owned 20% of U.S. Uranium

With an approval rating of 33%, Trump is now dipping 

down into the meth chefs, oxy railers, glue sniffers, and

 paint huffers in the GOP base.

In the Kitchen with Chef Wüsthof at the Bates Motel

Swedish Terrorist, who moonlights as

a Muppet Chef, warns Trump's

America, "You're next!"

Rebel Syrian Chef Sez:  "If you can't stand the heat,

stay out of the kitchen!"

Children's Book Pulled for Romanticized 

Depiction of Pastry Chefs

Biggest Challenge Facing Sandwich Chefs at Burger

King Will Be Making Sure No More/No Less Than

Four Fries Are Placed Above/Not Below the Meat

 Patty in Each French Fry Burger

Wives:  as the trial of Chef David Viens has shown, if 

your husband brings home a pot like this, saying, "I'm

gonna cook up a mess of red beans," don't believe him.

Georgia Chefs Have Differing Opinions Whether Pizza

 Should Be Kicked Off Vegetable Island

Warm Scuzzies #270

Mario Batali

"Good God, man!  With a name like Megan McArdle,

what did you expect?  A chef?  A potholder? 

Or a blogger for The Atlantic?"

President Congratulates White House Chef for

Converting More Rice Than Uncle Ben

G8 Summiteers Address World Food Crisis with Eight-Course,

19-Dish Dinner Prepared by 25 Chefs

GOP Chefs Preparing Sacrificial Lamb as Atonement

for the Transgressions of Mark Foley

Locusts flew into Cancun,

and local chefs turned them into a gourmet appetizer.

Moral: you can always turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.

Suspended 164 feet above the street below,

these Belgian chefs are taking the idea of

haute cuisine to a whole new level.