Positive Footage of the Capitol Hill Insurrection Which

Trump Says Fake News ABC Left Out

Eisenhower warned us about the Military-Industrial

Complex.  He didn't warn us about the Political-

Entertainment Complex.

Mike Pence Sez: "The Presidency sets the tone for the other 

branches and spurs the expectations of the people."

Trump Says the Approval Ratings Polls Are Rigged

 by the 65,844,954 Americans Who Voted for Hillary 

in the Rigged November Election

World's Worst Yobs #374

Matthew Dowd

Sign of the Times #70

Earth's Most Confirmation Bias-Centric Company™

What if Barack Obama had called an ABC News reporter

 'a sleaze' in 2008?  It's highly unlikely he would be 

President Obama eight years later.

"At ABC News, we get paid more for knowing less 

than you do!"

More Americans Get Their Blond Jokes from Fox News 

Than from Any Other Source!

World's Worst Yobs #303

Jonathan Karl

More Americans had gotten their news from ABC News than 

from any other source.  And then Bill Kristol came along.

Warm Scuzzies #397

Jonathan Karl

Warm Scuzzies #396

ABC News

 

"Hold on, Mr. Donaldson!" said the 

officer as he arrested someone who

appeared to be stark, raving mad.

"If I understand you correctly, Mr. Priebus, you're a 

'clean liar', not a 'dirty liar', like Harry Reid."

When it appeared on ABC's World News Tonight with Diane

Sawyer, the Clapper Sound Activated On/Off Switch apparently

had a dead battery.

"Now hear this, now hear this!
ABC News humiliated me! 

ABC News damaged me! 

ABC News damaged my brand!"

Napoleon Breitbart, exiled to Digital Elba by ABC News,

has vowed to escape and crush his leftist opponents at

the Second Battle of Waterloo.

Bloody Bloody Andrew Breitbart

"Mr. Breitbart is not an ABC News analyst.

He is not an ABC News consultant.

He is not, in any way, affiliated with

ABC News.

He is not being paid by ABC News.

He has not been asked to analyze the results

of the election for ABC News.

Mr. Breitbart will not be a part of the

ABC News broadcast coverage.

And by tomorrow, we'll be saying,

'Andrew Breitbart?  Never heard of him!'"