This week's new election to re-install Donald Trump as President 

is brought to you by Colorado Hummingbird Tamers.

Knit Wit

If you know what's good for you, you will never

ruffle the feathers of a hummingbird.

Until he spoke, Trump's fans thought he was giving the

White Power salute.

Humming Master Blaster

"I have just crushed two hummingbirds in my fists!  

Are you listening, Hillary?"

"Good morning, Mr. Phelps.  The average hummingbird is

believed to have 940 feathers, which is more feathers per 

square inch than any other known kind of bird.  Your job, 

should you choose to accept it, is to count the feathers

 on the bird you see here to see if this belief is true."

Hummingbird Doing an Impression of Nipper in
Famous His Master's Voice Painting

If hummingbirds could speak while feeding, all they
would ever say is, "Sweet!" And do you think they might
give a good goddam if you think that's a cliche popular
with young people?

"No, I can't hum 'Flight of the Bumblebee'.
So, buzz off, pollinator!"

If you doubt that too much sugar will make your

kids hyperactive, consider the hummingbird.