"Buttigieg, you're better than sugar in water!"

In his hour of trial, Trump turned to Ivanka for support. 

"Give daddy a little sugar!"

Mountain Dew Mouth: 

If the Acids Don't Get You, the Sugar Will

"'High fructose corn syrup'?  Oh,  I've heard

of that!"

Warm Scuzzies #240

American Crystal Sugar Company

If you doubt that too much sugar will make your

kids hyperactive, consider the hummingbird.

The next time your next-door neighbor asks to borrow

a cup of sugar, don't refuse the request, as the owner

of this home unfortunately did.