Master Race

Mr. Malaprop Does Hollywood #1

"I want to be a loon."

Knit Wit

Like the Common Loon, Michael Phelps looks much

better in the water.

"MOMMMM!  Johnny called me a 'loon' again!"

Terry Paulson Sez: "I may look normal, but I'm

crazier than a Common Loon on dry pavement in

Duluth, Minnesota!"

Sadly, Governor Tea-Paw Bridgefail didn't

 know a loon was nesting in his right nostril.

Loon, Mother of Two, Takes Offense at Being Compared

to Sharron Angle, Rand Paul, and Christine O'Donnell