Mark Taylor, the 'Firefighter Prophet', believes the Illuminati

created Hurricane Maria, which devastated Puerto Rico in

2017, in order to create a flood of refugees for the purpose of

turning Florida blue.  Explaining man-made hurricanes is 

just one of his spiritual gifts.

Adventures in Aestheticism #93

Trump Sez:  "Puerto Rico was an incredible, 

unsung success."

Alternate Facts

Stinky Zinke Now Claiming Blackduck, Minnesota

 as Hometown, Not Whitefish, Montana

'Small Company with Connections to Trump Administration 

Wins $300 Million Puerto Rico Recovery Contract' the 

headline reads. Small Company = Two Fulltime Employees.

Trump Says Heavy Roughs on Puerto Rican 

Golf Courses Are 'Tough But Playable'

Now Trending in Puerto Rico

Trump Disappointed Hurricane Maria Not a 'Real 

Catastrophe' Like Hurricane Katrina

Trump Finds Holy Grail, Dedicates It to Puerto Rican 

Victims of Hurricane Maria

Andre Bauer Sez:  "Unlike those Puerto Ricans,

I'm not lazy."

First came Hurricane Maria. Then came Trump the

Blowhard to knock down what was left standing.

Whereas it's doubtful Nero fiddled while Rome burned, there's 

no doubt Trump twittered while Puerto Rico drowned.