Jamie Dimon Sez: "I can't prove that eating gastropods 

is good for you, but I know it's true.”

Why is it so easy to imagine Jamie Dimon as the 

protagonist in House of Cards?

"Did I hear somebody say, 'federal bribery probe'?"

JPMorgan Chase Cuts CEO Dimon's Pay in Half—to 

$11.5 Million; Bank's Flags Lowered to Half-Staff

Buffett Backs Dimon for Mayor of Margaritaville

Better to Be Wanted for Bribery, Fraud, and Extortion

Than Not to Be Wanted at All

To a bankster, like Jamie Dimon, 'civic morality' and 

'corporate responsibility' are meaningless concepts.  

He follows only one rule in life:  "Get as rich as I can

 as fast I can, so that I, like the Koch brothers, can

 spend the rest of my life using my wealth to push 

people around."

Q:  What's the difference between Jamie Dimon,

Chairman of JP Morgan Chase, and a bookie?

A:  Jamie Dimon wears nicer suits.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #126

Andrew Ross Sorkin, John Mack, and Jamie Dimon

"Hey, Jamie Dimon got over $20 million in compensation

last year and I only got $19 million.  That's not fair!"

Why do zombies always appear in public with their arms

extended and their palms parallel to the ground?

Jamie Dimon Delivers Furious Tirade Against 'Banker

Bashing' at World Economic Forum, Then Goes to His

Hotel Room and Pouts

He made millions playing silly games with other people's

money.  No wonder Jamie Dimon was smiling.

"Jamie, do you have any idea how long we are going

to have to wear The Azure Letter?"

Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase, says

he's ready to punch the lights out of the next

person who vilifies corporate America. You've

been warned.