Ted Cruz holds degrees from two Ivy League 

universities and is married to a Goldman Sachs 

executive.  He lives in a 4,000-square-foot house

 and spends $23,000 a month on private security.

'Loudest megaphone', indeed!

Cat Learning the Hard Way

That the Goldman Sachsfish

Is an Apex Predator

Warm Scuzzies #913

David Solomon

Restoration of Davidic Monarchy Underway at

Goldman Sachs

That Certain Goldman-Sachs Smile

Move Over, God! In Goldman Sachs We Trust.

Stephen Mnuchin Sez: "When Mr. Trump said he would drain 

the swamp, he didn't say he wouldn't keep the alligators."

Too Scurvy to Jail

Someone who heard one of her paid speeches said, 

"Hillary Clinton sounded more like a Goldman Sachs 

managing director than Lloyd Blankfein does."

Why would this good ol' boy from Texas borrow $500,000

from New Yawk City?

Nautilus Exploration Vessel Studying Goldman Sachs

Vampire Squid in the Gulf of Mexico

Republican Rules of Thumb #2

Never trust a banker who has hair

on the top or bottom of his head.

Goldman Sachs Sez:  "Girls, why doncha go outside and 

play in the sex traffic?"

“I, too, attend derivatives sales meetings where not one 

single minute is spent asking questions about how we can 

help Muppets.  It’s purely about how we can make the most 

possible money off of them.  And that's exactly how I like it!"

Goldman Sachs Loses $428 Million in Third Quarter, 

But Still Can't Lose Lloyd Blankfein

The Vampire Squid is an unusual creature that can turn

itself 'inside out' to avoid predators when threatened.

Here we see it before it has been threatened. 

Here we see it after.

On Wall Street, this look is known

as 'Lloyd Lawyers Up'.

Warm Scuzzies #212

Peter Haller (aka Peter Simonyi)

When Lloyd Blankfein raises his right hand,

he lies.

When he raises his left hand,

watch out!

The Day Before the Senate Subcommittee on Investigations

Recommended Perjury Charges for Lloyd Blankfein

The Day After