Cleese Vs. Lee:  Duel of the Century

Fifty years later, the Big Laughs are still

Felliniesque.

'How many ways is it possible to irritate people?'  

That's the important question the candidates for

 the Republican presidential nomination have been 

answering over the past year.  And you've got to 

admit they're on track to set a new world record.   

Even though it didn't have a Department

of Silly Walks, Belarus still kept all the

ancient Cleesian traditions.

The Unexpurgated Bible #3

Jesus said: "And I will give unto thee the Keyes of the kingdom

of heaven. Oops! Did I just say 'Keyes'? Dadgummit, I meant

to say 'Cleese'. Oh well, nobody's perfect!"

After almost forty years, John Cleese has finally

been brought to justice for shooting a cheese

shop owner in the head.