In his new role as a Guardian columnist, Josh Treviño

will be writing 1,000-word essays whose purpose will be 

to explain his 140-character Tweets which everyone, 

except the author, misunderstands.

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, riding in on a white horse to

save us, is Governor Rick Perry of Texas!  Oh, wait just a

minute, it's not Rick Perry on a white horse.  It's just

Jesus riding in on an ass whose name is Rick Perry.

Sorry!"

It's fair to ask:  what's the difference between Josh Treviño

and Anders Behring Breivik?  The difference is this:

Anders Behring Breivik doesn't just talk the talk.

Rude Rhymes #51

Green Latrine-O

Josh Treviño

Were the authorities to start profiling men

with red hair and pale skin, Josh Treviño

would change his first name to José and

start speaking with a Tex-Mex accent.