"My successor as CEO of the Bank of America
only needs to be this tall, so if you qualify,
apply now!"

Bank of America Loses $1 Billion in Third Quarter;
"I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It,"
Says CEO Ken Lewis

Merrill Lynch Is Bullish on Bank of America

(Especially Ken Lewis)

Ken Lewis to Retire as CEO of Bank of America,
Accepts Full Responsibility for the Bank's

New Acid-in-the-Eyes Blue-on-Red Logo

Rude Rhymes #10

Hoary Sluice

Kenny Lewis

Wall Street observers say John Thain and Ken Lewis
aren't nearly as annoying when their mouths are
closed and they whine through their noses.

"When was it, Mr. Lewis, that you decided

you were really a populist at heart?"

Sorry, but Ken Lewis, CEO of Bank of America,

cannot put on a happy face right now.