'Gaetz Paid for Sex with Miner'

There's a Gold Digger in Them Thar Hills

The Shadow Knows

Since he digs coal so much, will Trump be taking credit

for the surge in 'black lung disease' among Appalachian

coal miners over the past 16 years?

Don Blankenship, the Dark Lord of Coal, says the ghosts

of the 29 miners who died in his mines have endorsed 

him for membership in the Ninth Circle of Hell.

West Virginia Zombie to Run for U. S. Senate

"Shall we make it easier for the mentally ill to buy guns 

and for mining companies to dump coal ash into the water

 supply?"

"Yes we shall."

"I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine

I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine

I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal

And the straw boss said 'Well, a-bless my soul'."

Rick Barclay Sez:  "'Murica!  'Murica!  'Murica!"

[He's so patriotic he buys pocket-size

Constitutions by the case.]

Don 'Your Job Is to Make Money' Blankenship Goes

on Trial for Being Don Blankenship

China cracks down on puns.  Media regulators say

 “they can create misunderstandings for the public, 

especially for miners.”

When he dies, won't George Will be surprised when he is 

reincarnated as a West Virginia coal miner during the 1950s?

Warm Scuzzies #444

Cliff Forrest

"Like coal mining, plagiarism is a dirty business, 

but somebody has to do it."

Warm Scuzzies #409

Gogebic Taconite

American Schutzstaffel #27

"God, I hope my disguise as a Bulgarian

folklore performer doesn't make people

think I'm just a white miner in blackface!"

World's Worst Jobs #126

Chinese Limestone Miner

Warm Scuzzies #346

Alliance Resource Partners

Don Surber finally hangs up his blogging

 cleats and shuffles off to the Don Blanken-

ship Memorial Old Folks' Home.