Showing posts with label Bank of America. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bank of America. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Jeff Olson Found Not Guilty of Vandalism for Giving
 Chalk Talks Outside Bank of America

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

"My fellow banksters:  put ten or more accounts into 
foreclosure and I'll give you a gift card to either Target 
or Bed Bath and Beyond."

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #69
Cloverfield 2:  BOA!  BOA!  BOA!

Thursday, December 01, 2011

If you tried to imagine the stereotype of a greedy bankster,
you couldn't equal or surpass Bank of America's CEO,
Brian Moynihan.

Thursday, October 06, 2011

"We have a right to make a profit.  It's in the Constitution."

Sunday, September 04, 2011

Bank of America to Cut 30,000 Jobs, Move to South Pole,
and Change Name to 'Bank of Little America'

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Brian Moynihan, CEO of Bank of America,
reportedly has a whole closet full of BOA
Red Ink neckties.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Banksters who head companies that are
making money right now aren't sweating.
But Brian Moynihan, CEO of Bank of
America, is. 

Monday, March 28, 2011

"Yes, I see what you mean.  Even in a pic taken with my
iPhone, blue letters on a red background make me wish I
had been born blind."

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Warm Scuzzies #146
John Woods

Saturday, October 30, 2010

"Isn't that Al Capone's old hideout in Wisconsin?"
"It used to be.  It's now a Bank of America."
"Well, those banksters ought to feel right at home!"

Friday, November 20, 2009

"My successor as CEO of the Bank of America
only needs to be this tall, so if you qualify,
apply now!"

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Bank of America Loses $1 Billion in Third Quarter;
"I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It,"
Says CEO Ken Lewis

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Merrill Lynch Is Bullish on Bank of America
(Especially Ken Lewis)

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Ken Lewis to Retire as CEO of Bank of America,
Accepts Full Responsibility for the Bank's
New Acid-in-the-Eyes Blue-on-Red Logo

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Rude Rhymes #10

Hoary Sluice

Kenny Lewis

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Bank of America Still in the Red, Stress Test Shows

Monday, April 27, 2009

Wall Street observers say John Thain and Ken Lewis
aren't nearly as annoying when their mouths are
closed and they whine through their noses.

Monday, March 16, 2009

"When was it, Mr. Lewis, that you decided
you were really a populist at heart?"

Monday, February 23, 2009

Sorry, but Ken Lewis, CEO of Bank of America,
cannot put on a happy face right now.