Jeff Olson Found Not Guilty of Vandalism for Giving

 Chalk Talks Outside Bank of America

"My fellow banksters:  put ten or more accounts into 

foreclosure and I'll give you a gift card to either Target 

or Bed Bath and Beyond."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #69

Cloverfield 2:  BOA!  BOA!  BOA!

If you tried to imagine the stereotype of a greedy bankster,

you couldn't equal or surpass Bank of America's CEO,

Brian Moynihan.

"We have a right to make a profit.  It's in the Constitution."

Bank of America to Cut 30,000 Jobs, Move to South Pole,

and Change Name to 'Bank of Little America'

Brian Moynihan, CEO of Bank of America,

reportedly has a whole closet full of BOA

Red Ink neckties.

Banksters who head companies that are

making money right now aren't sweating.

But Brian Moynihan, CEO of Bank of

America, is. 

"Yes, I see what you mean.  Even in a pic taken with my

iPhone, blue letters on a red background make me wish I

had been born blind."

Warm Scuzzies #146

John Woods

"Isn't that Al Capone's old hideout in Wisconsin?"

"It used to be.  It's now a Bank of America."

"Well, those banksters ought to feel right at home!"

"My successor as CEO of the Bank of America
only needs to be this tall, so if you qualify,
apply now!"

Bank of America Loses $1 Billion in Third Quarter;
"I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It,"
Says CEO Ken Lewis

Merrill Lynch Is Bullish on Bank of America

(Especially Ken Lewis)

Ken Lewis to Retire as CEO of Bank of America,
Accepts Full Responsibility for the Bank's

New Acid-in-the-Eyes Blue-on-Red Logo

Rude Rhymes #10

Hoary Sluice

Kenny Lewis

Bank of America Still in the Red, Stress Test Shows

Wall Street observers say John Thain and Ken Lewis
aren't nearly as annoying when their mouths are
closed and they whine through their noses.

"When was it, Mr. Lewis, that you decided

you were really a populist at heart?"

Sorry, but Ken Lewis, CEO of Bank of America,

cannot put on a happy face right now.