A High Wind in Florida

Remember the good old days when kiting checks

was more popular than checking kites?

Remember when kiting checks was America's
second most popular national pastime?

"Hey, mofo, if you don't mind, stop

squeezing my Res Cogitans!"

Man Kiting a Check

Man Checking a Kite

Told to "Go fly a kite!" the kite flew him instead.

Told to 'go fly a kite', he did just that.