You have to admit this saucy koala has nice legs.

"I got my eyes on you

You're everything that I see

I want your hot love and emotion, endlessly."

"Qantas, I was there when you needed me.  Why aren't

you here now that I need you?"

Man Celebrates Learning That 'Qantas' Was 

Originally an Acronym for 'Queensland

 and Northern Territory Aerial Services'

"I love you, too, Mom, but there comes a 

time when we younger koalas need more 

breathing space."

"'Cutting edge' or 'lunatic fringe': which is farther out?

We koalas want to know!"

Beyond that state of being called 'Nirvana'

there lies 'Koala'.