The Seventh-Inning Stretch from Hell

You have to admit this saucy koala has nice legs.

Commander Bonespur's Last Stand

Sometimes Moby could be such a dick. 

This is not an Octocat.  This cat has nine legs.

Inventor of ThighMaster

There's Nothing in Our Chicken But Chicken

Mind-Body Problem

Laid off by PBS, Kermit the Frog was forced

to take drastic measures.

'Mike's got to get his legs under him.'

Soccer can be a bruising sport.

He had heard the word of the Lord.

And for those political opponents he can't take out with his 

assault rifle and bow, Paul Nehlen, like the Black Knight,

 bites their legs off.

"People are just looking for honesty and 

authenticity more than anything."

"Hey, Reince, did you know the leg bone is connected

to the groin bone?"

Ivanka Helped Sink Trump Order on Gay Rights, 

But Still Having Trouble Making Her Legs Work

"Yes, they're long, and they're gonna get longer unless you 

clean this damn litterbox!"

"Ruben Tejada learned the hard way not to say to me,

'Don't use that greasy kid stuff'."

Jack 'Legs' Diamond

Louis 'Legs' XIV

"For a theoretical physicist, I really do have pretty

nice legs."