Rand Paul joins Louis Farrakhan and Prince Bandar of

Saudi Arabia as only the third person in the 62-year

history of Meet the Press to cancel an appearance.

Ayers, Farrakhan Vote at Same Polling Location as
Michelle and Barack Obama; Republican Epidemiologists
Predict a Major Outbreak of Cooties-by-Association

"I hope you'll understand my rationale, Senator Obama,

when I unleash my guilt-by-association attacks on you.

You do live on the same planet as Jeremiah Wright,

Bill Ayers, and Louis Farrakhan, do you not?"

The main difference between John Hagee and Louis

Farrakhan is that the former can't play the violin.