Sewer-Gas Huffer Bashes Throne-Sniffing Media

 for Dismissing Obama Vid as Five-Year-Old News

"You may be wondering why I'm not wearing my Che Guevara

t-shirt today.  Well, there's a simple explanation.  Bill Ayers,

Jeremiah Wright, and I got together and decided we wanted

to pull the wool over Andrew Breitbart's eyes twenty years 

from now."

John McCain had a 'pastor problem'.

His name was John Hagee.

Barack Obama had a 'pastor problem'. 

His name was Jeremiah Wright.

Rick Perry has a 'pastor problem'. 

His name is Robert Jeffress.

You know, if politicians didn't insist on wearing

 their religion on their sleeves, they might not 

have a 'pastor problem.'

New Poll Shows Rush Limbaugh Less Popular Than

William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Proctologists

"I hope you'll understand my rationale, Senator Obama,

when I unleash my guilt-by-association attacks on you.

You do live on the same planet as Jeremiah Wright,

Bill Ayers, and Louis Farrakhan, do you not?"

"Joe, you're gonna love it when I finally go

full frontal on Jeremiah Wright!"

Economists have discovered a new cause-effect relationship

on Wall Street. Every time Sarah Palin says 'Jeremiah Wright',

the stock market drops another 100 points.

Giving up his student deferment, Jeremiah Wright joined the

Marines. Two years later, he re-enlisted in the Navy, where he

served four more years. In the Navy, he was trained as a

cardiopulmonary technician (seen here in 1966 as part of

the team attending to a post-op President Johnson). But

Jeremiah's patriotism never quite equalled Dick Cheney's,

who never gave up his student deferment, because, he said,

"I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."

Pastor Wright

Pastor Wrong