Threat Operations Center to Go Out of Business

on January 20, 2009

"I solemnly swear I'm patriotic, even though I'm

not wearing a flag pin in my lapel."

"If it happens to me, waterboarding is torture.

If it happens to you, Tim, I'd like to watch."

Opie couldn't imagine that he would get old someday and become

the Director of National Intelligence.

America's Triple Threat: Dick Cheney, George Bush, Mike McConnell

Mike McConnell, Director of National Intelligence, says

"too much intelligence can make you sad, like me."