According to a reliable source, this six-pound bag

 of Fluker's Hermit Beach Sand is being seriously

 considered as the next Director of National 

Intelligence in the Trump Administration.

If confirmed, one of John Ratcliffe's duties as Director of

National Invocations will be to officiate at the National Prayer

Breakfast held each year on the first Thursday in February.

Trump Taps John Ratcliffe to Be Next DNI (Director of

 National Ignoramuses)

Intelligence officials say Trump prefers his briefings

 to be in tweet-length sentences with killer graphics.

Dmitry Peskov Sez: "Intelligence report on hacking

ridiculous like my moustache, nothing else!"

Dan Coats Chosen to Be Director of National Intelligence

and Christian Theology in the Trump Administration

"Mr. Clapper, would you be interested in learning

 '25 Secrets to Making Yourself Even More Handsome

 Than You Already Are'?"

Sign of the Times #59

Could be worse.  Could be

Bugs Bunny watching you.

How the President Creates His Watchlist of Students

Suspected of Cheating on Their Constitutional Law Exams

"Of course, I'm grotesque!  I'm a BrennanClapper

for chrissakes!"

Rude Rhymes #73

Old Crapper

James Clapper

Director of National Intelligence Indicates Size of 'Back Door' 

the NSA Uses to Spy on Americans

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #46

Robert Litt

Pinky and the Brain

Mama's Boys

Mama

"I hate to be the one to tell you this, James, but

I'm afraid you have contracted a terminal case

of the Clapper."

Director of National Intelligence Sad That He and His

Boss Have Lost All Credibility

When it appeared on ABC's World News Tonight with Diane

Sawyer, the Clapper Sound Activated On/Off Switch apparently

had a dead battery.

The National Security State's surveillance apparatus

had become so distended that citizens had begun to

spy on themselves and didn't even know it.

Rumored to be the replacement for Dennis Blair as

Director of National Intelligence, James R. Clapper

makes plain why they're called 'spooks'.