If you put Milton Friedman in charge of the Sahara Desert, 

in 5 years, there'd be a free market charging you to live 

in it and to be buried under it.

Oxymorons for Our Time #58

Free Markets

"Oh, yeah, we killer whales have always believed

Arnold Stang was funnier than Uncle Miltie."

"Berle?"

"No, Friedman."

Richard Keith 'Dick' Armey holds a Ph.D. in
economics from the University of Oklahoma
and taught economics at North Texas State
University--now UNT--for a number of years
before being elected to the U. S. House of
Representatives in 1984. What set him
apart as a professor of economics was
his use of shadow animals to illustrate
his Texomaesque interpretation of the
theories of Milton Friedman.