Mehmet Oz Sez: “When John Fetterman dresses like that, 

it’s not an accident.  He’s kicking authority in the balls. 

He’s saying, ‘I’m Emperor Ming.  I’ll show those guys

 who’s boss.'”

A Public Service Announcement from

Ming the Merciless

Has Cruz the Merciless been deposed by

Tucker Carlson?

Cruz the Merciless, the Constitution’s Most Dangerous 

Domestic Enemy

Those who refused to acknowledge Ming the Merciless's

 'Great and Unmatched Wisdom' were thrown into the 

Disintegrating Room.

Ming the Merciless' other daughter was unfortunately

born with her head on backwards, which made getting

dressed a real hassle.

When Ming the Merciless showed up for the APEC

Summit, he went unnoticed until someone pointed

out he was in black-and-white.

Study closely the face of the man who has terrorized more

people around the world than Ming the Merciless.