As Nathanael might have asked, "Can any good thing 

come out of West Virginia?"

Mike Pence, One of the Most Lethal Improvised Ennui Devices 

Ever Deployed by the International Misanthrope Conspiracy

Misanthrobot, programmed to avoid humans, is happily

roaming the California desert.

Trump Receives Most Enthusiastic Endorsement So Far

"The only human being who keeps me from

becoming a misanthrope is Dick Cheney.

He always restores my faith in humanity!"

Misanthropes hate people.  Misanthropists do them one

 better:  they also hate misanthropes.

When you watch Howard Kurtz perform

on Reliable Sources, you understand why

misanthropy remains a viable worldview.