For some people, like Tom Sachs, the meaning of life is

 to make the world's most boring shoe.

Trump's Base Starting to Find Him Boring

There's nothing more fatal to a crusade 

than boredom.

Shelf-Life Already Bored with

the 2024 Elections

Tedium Virae

Cat Watching Episode of My Mother the Car on TV

Mike Pence, One of the Most Lethal Improvised Ennui Devices 

Ever Deployed by the International Misanthrope Conspiracy

The Wolf Man's First Date

We Will Have So Much Winning That You 

May Get Bored With Winning

With a glance, the lioness clearly implied

 Trump was putting her cub to sleep.

"You're it!" God said, as He, in order to avoid boredom, 

played Tag with Adam in the Garden of Eden.

The Unexpurgated Bible #88

"And, behold, when the End comes, an

 infant child shall yawn and inhale the 

entire Universe."

Florida Governor Still Tied with First Grader in 

'Who Will Die from Boredom First?' Contest

Living in a Total Information Awareness State, as we all now

are, means that every American today is the star of his or 

her own reality show. We need to keep this in mind when 

the temptation arises to forget our audience, slack off, 

and become boring.

New Study:  "64% of Tweets Are Totally Boring 

and the Other 36% Are Completely Unnecessary"

Granted, a butterfly's life is relatively short, but think

of it as a human life with all the boring parts taken out.

Skeezy Tabloid Journalists Hack into Fearguth's Phone,

Perish from Ennui

President Obama's re-election campaign is barely two days

old, and Peter Beinart is already bored with it.  Such is the

fate of a Jabberwonk.

"You look bored.  Might I interest you in speculation about

the next 5 Apple gadgets?"

Young Voter Already Bored with 2012 Election