Mothra Teresa Sued for Cultural Appropriation

Jeff Fortenberry, Mother Teresa of the Plains, Sez:

"Due to the difficulties of my current circumstances, 

I can no longer serve you effectively."

Ravishing a Universe for Love

"Brother Teresa, do you agree with Donald Trump when

he says if Joe Biden wins in November, the country

will be run by 'Super Left Radical Crazies'?"

Mother Teresa Clears Last Hurdle for Sainthood

Cindy McCain's Arm Injured While Stretching

the Truth, Says Christian Science Monitor

David Beckham Canonized; Beats Mother Teresa

in the Race to Sainthood