There are over 460,000 NCAA student-athletes.  

Of these, 32 identify as transgender.

If college athletes are finally being allowed to profit 

off their own images, why not librarians?

Alas, no transgender stars will be allowed

to fall on Alabama.

Unless you're wearing earplugs, don't ask Don Jr. 

about transgender athletes.

Boy Talk

Mother Teresa Clears Last Hurdle for Sainthood

Oxymorons for Our Time #162

One-Paragraph Essay

Now that Mitt Romney seems to be 

falling behind, Paul Ryan is reportedly

upping his body fat measurements from

 once to three times a day.

Dirty Birds Censored at University of Kentucky

 and University of Louisville

Oxymorons for Our Time #92

Athletic Scholarship

Ben Bernanke Named 'Bankster of the Year';
Tiger Woods Named 'Sexual Athlete of the Year';
Papuan Tribesman Named 'Body Piercer of the Year'

Noah hadn't warned the Ironman Triathletes, so

the Great Flood caught them completely by surprise.

"I only feed my dog athletes on steroids."

Lyudmila Kolchanova isn't exactly a household name.

But with her recent virtuoso performances in the sport

of 'sandworming', she will doubtless leave her mark on

the dunes of time.

Psicobloc is a type of rock climbing sans ropes, but, at least

so far, not sans water to cushion your fall. One of these days,

however, there will no doubt be psychobloc climbing, sans

ropes and sans water. Then when you fall, someone will use

a Swiffer WetJet to clean up the mess.

Thiago Dias of Brazil is in the process of setting

a new world record in the long jump. At press time,

he was still airborne.