Having been pranked by the Jerky Boys of Russia,

Rick Perry went beyond nail biting to knuckle

gnawing.

Jeb Bush Sez: "I eat nails when I wake up!" 

[That's what the Bush family calls 'nail biting'.]

The little Afghan felt that Onychophagia was the

least of his worries.

Chancellor Merkel is hopeful drinking green tea

will help remedy her problem with nail biting.