World's Worst Jobs #167

Russian Energy Executive

His energy field had been enfeebled.

Warm Scuzzies #1,155

CleanChoice Energy

When Viagra Lets You Down

If it doesn't have coal in it, Joe Manchin opposes it.

 Regeneron's Monoclonal Antibody Treatment

Believed to Be More Dependable Than the

Texas Energy Kludgeocracy

'McCarthy Says Biden Doesn’t Have Trump’s Energy'

He's Back!

DeAnn Walker Resigns as Chairman of the Texas Public

Utility Commission, Blames Everybody Except Herself

and Small Puppies for Recent Power Failure

Rick Perry and Greg Abbott, 

Architects of the Texas Energy

Kludgeocracy

Apathy is a measurement of the inability to do work.

Warm Scuzzies #935

Kelcy Warren

Amigo Down

Talk of 'Freedom Gas' Spreads to the Caribbean

Next time you fart, just say, "Hey, I just

exported some freedom gas!"

Mark Menezes, Undersecretary of Energy in the

Trump Administration, Sez:  "Increasing export

 capacity ... [of liquified natural gas] is critical to

 spreading freedom gas throughout the world."

Steven Winberg, the Assistant Secretary for 

Fossil Energy in the Trump Administration,

thinks liquefied natural gas is made up

of 'molecules of U.S. freedom' which

we proudly export to the world.

The Day the Secretary of Energy Met Buffalo Bob

"If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, 

congratulations, your house just went down 75 per cent

 in value.  And they say the noise causes cancer. You tell

 me that one, okay? Rerrrr rerrrr!"

Department of Energy Chief Creative Officer Fired for 

Releasing Public Domain Photo of Rick Perry on the Ice