Warm Scuzzies #1,155

CleanChoice Energy

And when Grassley uses the word, 'idiotic',

he means, 'even crazier than I am'.

"If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, 

congratulations, your house just went down 75 per cent

 in value.  And they say the noise causes cancer. You tell

 me that one, okay? Rerrrr rerrrr!"

Having been pranked by the Jerky Boys of Russia,

Rick Perry went beyond nail biting to knuckle

gnawing.

"Hmm, biofuel made from pigshit and Jack

 Daniel's? I'll have to tell the boss about this 

when he's through talking trash to the Boy 

Scouts!"

"When you hear Rick Santorum say the Son is not reliable, 

do not believe him."

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the wind farmers."

Trump Wind Farm

It's easy to see why Donald Trump 

is an enemy of wind power.

Warm Scuzzies #219

Brian Harrison and W. G. Stover, Jr.

Massive Windspill Threatens California Desert with Rainbow

Think of Congress as a wind farm where the
prevailing wind is blowing out of the Very Big
Corporation's ass. Now do you ¿comprende?

As one would expect, Reverend Billy, the Green Party

candidate for Mayor of New York City, uses a wind-

powered PA system.

Divine Wind Turbans

Biodiesel-Powered Turban

Car Salesman-in-Chief Claims 40 MPG Highway

for Pickup Powered by Black-Bean Burritos

Bush Administration Recommends Tapping Into the 
Fires of Hades as Alternative Energy Source

"There's not a lick of truth to

the preposterous claim that Ignite!,

the company I own, has found a way to tap

into Eternal Hellfire as an alternative energy source."