Sean Hannity has claimed 43 times on TV and 48 times on radio

 that Trump  ordered thousands of National Guard troops to 

secure the Capitol before January 6, 2021.  Trump's Secretary 

of Defense Chris Miller says, “I was never given any direction 

or order or knew of any plans of that nature.  There was 

no direct—there was no order from the President.”

Governor Abbott, DPS, Texas National Guard Mark 

One-Year Anniversary of Operation Rising Sun

The Junk Man Cometh

The Texas-Mexico border is 1,254 miles long. Under the

spur of Trump, Governor Abbott has agreed to send in

a few hundred national guardsmen from the 

Dark Side of the Farce.

Allegories for Our Time #32

National Guard Keeping American Exceptionalism

Safe and Secure

Utah National Guard Under Fire for Failing to Certify

Swimsuit Models Used in Photo Shoot Were Mormons

 in Good Standing

Raising Governor Fudpucker on Mount Sumbitchi

1,000 Texas National Guardsmen Said to Be at a Disadvantage

in Asymmetric Warfare with Unarmed Children

To tightly seal the Texas border with Mexico would require

a National Guardsman posted every three feet.  Since the

border is 1,255 miles long, 2,208,800 Guardsmen would be

required.  To loosely seal the border (i. e., a National

Guardsman posted every 300 feet), 22,088 Guardsmen

would be required.  There are currently 23,580 National

Guardsmen in Texas.  Go figure.

"And when the fit hits the shan, that's when you

call in the National Guard."

Remember Dean Allen? Well, he's still hugging

his AK-47 as a candidate for Adjutant General

of the South Carolina National Guard.

Too bad you missed Dean Allen's AK-47 raffle last

Saturday. Rumor has it he will be auctioning off

his mahvelous bowtie at his next fundraiser.

Sorry you missed Dean Allen's Saturday Shootout!

President Bush enjoys riding around the desert in a dune buggy

so much he is thinking about rejoining the National Guard.